If you know us in person, you know Nique and I aren't ALWAYS all Scentsy, Scentsy, Scentsy all the time.
We do have other interests and hobbies.
Wine, for instance.
And apparently Nique's hobby is 'alternative language acquisition'...read her story of why we are interrupting our Scentsy Team blog for a little contest we are entering called 'Craft Whores'.
“But you’re such a nice girl” my dad says, “Beautiful intelligent girls don’t talk like that Dominique” he continues in a most parental tone whilst I roll-eth my eyeballs.
I am nice girl . . . I’m just not uptight . . . and I have a sense of humor . . . and I LOVE the “F” word and have even been known to rock the “C” word. (Note to the Bearded Iris: Thank you for the ellipses tips . . . see how much I love them?!?)
Oh c’mon! There are just some moments when no phrase will do besides “f*cking c*nt”. Like that one time my girlfriend’s circuit breaker blew a fuse and EVERYTHING in her deep freezer un-froze and festered for days, leaving her garage smelling worse than an outside morgue in the Gobi Desert . . . the worst part??!! 16 ounces of fresh squeezed boob juice for her baby RUINED! “Ah you f*cking c*unt circuit breaker!”
See - I told you!
Anyhow, wasn’t sure I could pull off the big F and C in a craft without any context to back me up. So I opted for something inspired by two of my other loves . . . DIRTY PUNS and BAKING! And if you’ve seen my refrigerator, you know I really do love both of those. But it wasn’t until “Craft Whores” that I thought about mixing them together.
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Now, let’s get to it already! Kelly and I brainstormed and came up with these Aprons. Completely apropos don’t you think? Not only are the adorbs, they are also extremely functional! That front panel is actually a POCKET y’all . . . you know, to put your whips in and stuff.
Gotta go . . . the hubs is calling . . . I think he has cupcakes in the bedroom.
We will now return to our regularly scheduled Scentsy Team blog.